*PREORDER* “Checkmate, Earthlings” Glow-in-the-Dark T-Shirt by Legal Alien Games

This shirt is available for preorder only. Production will begin once we hit our sales goal. If we don't reach the goal, you’ll get a full refund—no questions asked. We're a small team making meaningful things happen, and your support helps us bring them to life (literally). Thanks for being part of the mission!

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Welcome to the weirdest intergalactic hangout you never knew you needed. This tee features two chill aliens, their very questionable (but oddly adorable) alien dog, a hookah bubbling away with who-knows-what, and a chessboard where the pieces are... tiny humans. Are they strategizing? Scheming? Just trying to understand this bizarre thing called “Earth”? Maybe all of the above.

Printed on soft, breathable cotton, this shirt is more than just a conversation starter—it’s a little slice of cosmic satire. And because the universe loves surprises, the back of the tee glows in the dark. Yeah, that’s right. Glow. In. The. Dark. Perfect for late-night games, deep thoughts, or just looking cool under UV lights.

Behind the weirdness is a deeper message. Inspired by our board game about the immigrant experience, this shirt pokes fun at power structures and the absurdity of who gets to move the pieces on the board. It's a reminder that while some beings are out here playing games with human lives, others are just trying to find their place in the galaxy.

Details:

• Unisex fit

• 100% cotton

• Glow-in-the-dark ink on back

• Designed and printed in the USA